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Only met your Dad 3 times...but can easily imagine him saying that :)

y duz every one pk on chavs its not fiar have you seen all the sk8ers latley there fuckin kikn the place up and chavs are still bein dissed fukin stop it or all kik the next person i see and il be up for man slaughter hee hee im high!!!!!

FAY IS A BIG FAT HIARY MO FO OF A FISH AND WE SHOULD SEND HER TO IRAQ SHE COULD KNOCK OUT ALL OF THE FAT BASTERDS HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA GET ON THAT ONE YOU SCOTTISH COW hhhHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"y duz every one pk on chavs"... I really have no idea...

i h8 chavs they think their better than every1 else

i h8 chavs they think their better than every1 else

Yeah totally agree chavs are just really annoying!! whats wrong with skaters they don't terrorise people, buildings or dress stupidly!!

wotz rong wiv chavz? we dun dress stupid u smack rat tiz called fashion! we'r just ppl tryin 2 live life while we still got 1 not spendin on stupid skwl got betta places 2 be!

chavs r better den skaters wi r da best n we will knock u all out

chavs r buzin we dress beter den u sk8ers n we av a way better time not at skwl.

we ate u sk8trs coz u r so gay n u bum all day so we iz guna knock u out.

we hate u sk8trs u r gay n u bum all day bring it on we will kick u on the roof will go up n dwn round n round cya . north anston crew r da bst

we hate annabelled she is well dead wen we c er watch ya back coz da chavs r back .

Why can't chavs use their computer keyboards,are they thick?

As a punk (often mislabled "skater") chavs are immensely irritating. And are you all aware that big wings and the like make you cars go SLOWER and are generally a big sign stating how small it is... Think about it.

Heh, true, but it's *so* entertaining burning them off the lights... most of 'em don't seem to be able to drive for shit :)

Yes. And they all seem to be deluded as they're under the impression that a 1.1 nova is quicker than a 1.6 focus zetec... Fools

Ah, it's more amusing for me then. I usually do it with my 1.3 "slow as fuck" Hyundai Accent with a 26 foot rowing boat on the roof. Considering it's a bone fide Grandad car anyway, getting burned off by it must be truly mortifying. Hee hee hee hee...

One thing I've never understood, heavily modified 1.1 novas... erm... why not just buy a better car?

we r 3 chavs dat like fun we dnt like any sk8er people so if u want 2 tex us tex 2 07890927260 we can av fun we r all 15 n called jo nat n hayley so plz tex us

I'm 23, so think you're chance of a text, assuming you're not a peado is pretty small, also mixing with chavs is not on my list of things to do!

why is every1 against eachother? we r all human. does it really matter how we dress? its what's inside that counts. i think it's wrong to give people a label just because of how they dress. come on people lets all get along!

I dunno, first impressions _do_ count (whatever we may claim) and it is necessary to compartmentalise the world to some degree, otherwise it would be impossible for our brains to decode the world to an extent that we could respond to it effectively. We're all coded roughly the same way, so the way we dress ourselves/behave is a body language that everyone else will read and interpret in a relatively uniform manner. In effect, dressing in a way does express tribal identity (as does driving a debadged nova, or driving a grandad car with a boat on the roof...). That we can behave outside of these first-impression personas is not in dispute, however the first-impression persona we choose to be will bias the nature of relationships we form with other human beings. Sooo... keep an open mind but live in the real world and try and understand the language we're all speaking to make sure you tell people what you want them to hear.

hi, i think that whatever anyone says, even though i hate labels, chavs are chavs. im not saying a chav is someone who dresses a certain way, i think chav is an attitude, and i personally think that attitude stinks!! im an 'emo' or a 'grunger' or a 'punk' etc theres so many catergories i get put under, and im not any of them! I AM ME!but chavs seem to be trying to be under that label along with their fellow friends etc. i have found that 'chav's' dont like anyone who hang around them to be different because then it seems to be a heir archy within their 'clan' if they all look the same then they're all the same i suppose!! i'm against chavs and im not going to lie, i personally think they suck and i despise them, i am actually quite scared of them. i have actually be attempted to be thrown infront of a car by a chav guy, on an estate i didnt even realise i was in. i am now completely put off for life, but im not saying they can't revert, im sure theres a few nice ones out there, they can reform im sure. im not saying they have to change who they are, but change who they're with and how they treat other people! i mean come on, the way the general population of chavs are acting, they're dominating and trying to be everything and anything! its BANG out of order the way they treated me and im sure they've treated others the same maybe even worse, and im a 5ft1 15 year old girl and there were about 20 of them, all boys and allat least half a foot taller than me, i dont want anyone else to experience that or i to again! well, if you've read this all, thankyou and i really hope i have made some sense, byee xox nina

i guess no 1 wants 2 talk 2 us or send us texs but i av a big problem with nina sayin we are all da same we arnt we av diff names lol so fuck u u muther fukin camel shager

eyup nat wat u up 2 cant wait 4 2 nite it will b rate gud xxxxxxxx

Hi, i think chavs r da best n skaters and goths r gay n r stupid n they shud get a life n brush and cut there hair 4 once! so get a life you twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've not got much command of the English language, have you?

:-)

Posted by: Ed
"You've not got much command of the English language, have you?"

It's the lack of schooling and drinking Tennants Super :P

"cumin 4 sum tinnys m8"

Roughly translated "Are you coming around for a few beers?"

I've never understood why people write in 'text speak' on the internet, by the time they've actually found the keys, it would have been quicker to type out the 'proper' word. It's not cool and it isn't clever .. so stop it!

i really dont care about what you think about my opinion, because after all it is MY opinion and seriously, i think you're being really stupid about by the way you're reacting. i don't even actually think you are a chav, because every chav i have ever heard of or met or whatever denies being one, i think you should stop trying hun, it aint working, and seriously im not going to be having arguments im expressing my opinion and so is everyone else. please just grow up, maybe not for yourself but the rest of us who dont want to hear your whiney complaints.

oh yeah, because names make people so different don't they!

i fink u skaterz all make shitty web sites in ur spare time cos u aint guna say it 2 a chavs face all u do all day is skate now dnt tell us we aint got shit 2 do cos ur just another form of angry teenager dick heads

Argh! Someone masquerading as me! Bugger off and find yer own name, I was 'ere first. :)

The Real Slim Al

OI OI FUKIN PPL.
FUKIN PAK IT IN GREIFIN CHAVS REET COS CHAVAS R THE FUKIN BEST BLANTLY AND ALWAYS WIL B.
HAVE U SEEN THE FUKIN STATE OF GOTHS N SK8RS NA WT A MEAN WUD U FUKIN DARE SHOW UR SEL UP WEARIN PURE UGLY CHAINS ON UR JEANS N THT PURE SHITE MAN. ROKPORT N AL THT R JUS FUKIN FASHION GOLD JEWERRLY N BIG HOOPS R BETA THEN AL THE SHITE GOTHS WEAR SO GET A LIFE N STOP GREIFIN THE CHAVS N GREIF THE FUKIN GOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

danny todds is a wanker 4 eva

danny todd has got a big cock

hunter sucks cock 4 camel humping fanny licking hairy monkeys

Joanna is a fuckin retard n chavs suck! LOL

james hunter is da most weirdest person dat luvs to eat his cheesy small willy dat has got gang green desease

fee fi fo fum i smell a skunk up hunters bum

Lisa, you will find a small key on the keyboard entitled caps lock. Press it once and you'll be able to type in lower case, can't help you with the grammar or spelling though, try going back to remedial class! Has nooone ever told you its rude to shout?

hunters sound, leave im alone. n danny todd az got a big cock. lol n danny wilko iz fit 4 eva n i luv him!

i am propa sound n i lv cally bush 4eva n alwyz

Chavs r so fukin weird, they make up these gay stupid babyish words like masssive or crew and all that chavy shit. and they r cheepskates cause they were weird trowsers and cheep crapy pointy bally shoes. also in Basingstoke the chavs r so fukin weak cause im a SK8R and i beat the hell out of the popley 4 crew, the massive crew and all other crappy crew that they come out with.(sarcastik) oh look, i iz a chav, bangin arrrrr yea banginnnnn init..... ha ha ha. BULLSHIT!! chavs are gay and theyll always be gay and the sk8rz are going 2 take over!!!!

You've got a computer keyboard,so use it.Enough of this text garbage.

Any chance of extending that to use of the spacebar too...?

;-)

Al

i hate all u sk8ersn i dnt like da sound of u lot on here who dnt like chavs if it wa my way i wud shout u all in da ead n make sum clothes dat wa half decent n not like the cheap taky shit u wear weres da burbery n bling in ya life ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Well this is all very entertaining:

2 points:

o All of you you think that "you" is spelt "u" and "would", "wud" and so forth, discover that you have 100+ keys in front of you and only have to use about 30 of them to construct a basic sentence with out shortening it. (note that with a total of 8 proper fingers its quite easy to type properly once the spelling is mastered)

o "Hate" is a bit of a strong word to use on a load people you've never met dont you think?

Jeremy

I think chavs should die they think they are hard but they mabe, but the only reaason is they go round in crowds, too scarded to get a right kickin

Well im am dilexic so fuck off

So am I... and?

Well... what a collection of immature children we have on board this website at times lol. Apparently all from the same area of the country as well!

To be entirely honest, I get along with a few chavs, despite the fact I'm an emo/punk or whatever else you want to call me. However, the many of you who seem to believe fashion sense and drug taking and body mass is all in the eye of the beholder.. get over yourselves!

In the end of the day, fashion is fashion, what we like to wear, we like to wear.. and the same applies to yourselves i'm sure. Personally I wear what is comfortable for me, I dont wear anything out of the ordinary, nor do I attempt to impress anybody with my £80 burberry trakkies (which of course I dont own). I would never change the person I am.. In all honesty I am quite happy with my refined personality and manners, the way my hair looks, my relationships with people, my lack of "What you lookin' at"'ness and more importantly, my education and literacy.

I dont know how you seem to get kicks out of the derogatory terms you use.. Because to be honest, you are only reinforcing the common belief of a chav being a small minded, egotistical mongal.

Anyway, just my 2 cents, apologies if its offended anyone out of the target audience.. Great website Ed, interesting read. ^_^

WHO IS THAT POSH TWAT THAT KEEPS PUTIN ALL THAT RUBISH BOUT PROPER LANGUAGE. WOT A TWAT F OF ND LEAVE US ALONE WOT A NERD. ANYWAYZ CHAVS SUCK!!!! OH YEAH SOZ FORGOT TO USE A BIT OF CHAV TALK INNIT OR WOZ IT RESPECT NO HOMIE F THAT

OHHHHH LOOK AT ME IM PIERE I AM SO POSH

WOT A NERD!!!!!!!

PIERE SPEAKS IN POSH VOICE AS HE IS PERFECT!!

PIERE :WELL...WELL WOT A COLLECTION OF IMATURE CHILDREN WE HAVE ON BOARD THIS WEBSITE OOOO!!

CHAV H8TR :BUGGER U U POSH GIT

PIERE :I WOULD NEVER CHANGE THE PERSON I AM..IN ALL HONESTY I AM QUITE HAPPY WIT MY REFINED PERSONALITY ND MANNERS.

i hate all chavs they should b made to eat there crappy clothes

CHAVS ARE COOOOOOOLL !!! better than diks with no designer clothes

I hate chavs they have no meaning and it would be my pleasure to watch one become disabled on a flight of stairs{ follow on from joke }

IM DAVID

Gosh, the first sensible comment in the whole ramble. Hello David!

thee all oo int chavs ort 2 grow up m8.... we spend more on r clothes thn thee dus so fukin bi real ye!! fukin we r8 in txt tlk cos we can n all thee lot oo cant r jst fukin gay bastards!!!! n fukin sk8as r jst twats... the fink the r8 skewl sk8in wen reali the fukin nobed.. the need pushin off the sk8 bords n tellin tht its sad.. dun the mams tell em they r ashamed of em or sumert!! AL tha best fukin bein sarci cocka cos it dun work... ad lv tha 2 cum rand monk bretten in barnsley thee will bi in 4 a shock cos every1 is chavs ver n gu ver n se tht tha h8s em tha wont bi guin bak ome 2 tha scratty crib... get real lv!!

hey every1 that was very interestin 2 reed. however i av frends hu r goths nd som hu r chavs!they r nt all that bad!!giv dufferent 1s a chance as they r all different ppl hu jus dress nd talk the same!! i liked the thing about the chavs hanging around in a bg group tho that was funi nice 1!(only aimed at the 'hard' chavs)
lotsa lov
xoXOXoxrandom grls!!xoXOXox

Right! Stop this thread, it's getting far too silly!

Erm, sorry, I mean:
RITE!!!!!! STOP THIS THRD, 1T5 GETTING FARR 2 s1LLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

stop wt!!! we re xpressin r opinions u no it is a free contry n we r alowd 2!!!! n goths r wank as fuk the fink if the wear a diff cula 2 black n all dem goon culas the will die... get real!!! the modern way of livin is 2 bi a chav av no cares bart the world n let it on fly by.... bt no1 disses 1 cocka!!! am invitin tha all oo h8 chav darn monk bretton cum c me n mi group tell dem tha h8 chavs n watch wt tha all get ........ sad bastards!!!!

No, this is not a free country. Unless you haven't yet noticed we have a thing called 'The Law'. We are not free to kill people, we are not free to steal and so on. As for the rest of that 'sentence' i'm not sure that is a language, you cannot spell!

I may regret this... but I'm going to attempt a translation.

"Stop what? We're expressing our opinions you know. It is a free country and we're allowed to. And goths are wank as fuck, they think if they wear a different colour to black and all those {goon - eh??} colours they will die... get real! The modern way of living is to be a chav, have no cares about the world and let it all fly by... but noone insults (1 cocka - *shrug*). I'm inviting all those who hate chavs to Monk Bretton to come and see me and my friends and tell them they hate chavs, then watch all they get... sad bastards!"

I really don't know where to begin...
- "it is a free contry": you then proceed to insult everyone who's different from you.
- "av no cares bart the world n let it on fly by": but beat the crap out of anybody who doesn't like your way of life?
- "cum c me n mi group tell dem tha h8 chavs": how about talking to people instead of having to challenge them to a fight? Especially if you'll only fight when you're with your friends.

Looks like we need the dogcow's definitive guide to chav behaviour:
http://www.dogcow.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.html

And for equality's sake, here's dogcow's rant about goths:
http://www.dogcow.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Goths.html

omg, shut the fuk up, leave chavs(wot i call scaliz) alone, theres nout up wid em, so shut up fukin slaggin em off. anywayz chavs r wiked n they dont all steal n shit like tht so fuk yaz all who r slaggin em off (an even tho im stikin up 4 em, i dont meen i am 1) xXxjadexXx p.s. it aint r folt yaz r all gimps!!!!!:D

omg, shut the fuk up, leave chavs(wot i call scaliz) alone, theres nout up wid em, so shut up fukin slaggin em off. anywayz chavs r wiked n they dont all steal n shit like tht so fuk yaz all who r slaggin em off (an even tho im stikin up 4 em, i dont meen i am 1) xXxjadexXx p.s. it aint r folt yaz r all gimps!!!!!:D

Alright, who let Jade out?

Bad Jade! Back in your salon!
*shoo!*
No more "reality" TV for you!

reet all dis shit iz pissin me off nar! reet i a chav n arf of fev r, dont meen we all gu rnd stealing shit, startin fights 4 no reason, dere iz oni 2 fingz in common wi chavz
1. d way we dress
2.d way we speak n writ.
u do realise we r all diff ppls reet?
anywayz u say we stink fukin ell ant seen moshas down r end den av ya
all this dissin chavs is fukd up!
u all shud get a fukin life n get ova ya sens no fukas perfect ya no!!!!!!!!!!!

i agree wit dat mate!!!!!theres nuttin rong its jus ppl sayin that chavs start fights 4 no reeson nd ur startin an argument urselves by sayin it so wats ur reeson??u h8 them coz of how they dress look nd write?its kinda rele pathetic!!
lotsa lov
xoXOXoxrandom grlxoXOXox

lmfao i can't understand half the words Fev_Chav! sed init lmao chav's think they 'is ard init mate' hehehe chav's always pic on li gromits cuz they 'iz ard' and there dress sense is well bad !!!

hellloooooo evry fckin chav shit out there u is nuts to fink we is gunna like ur hard balls init i think u dhould go check out ya mum cuz i think she is fckin ya uncle inbreds wtf happened in ya lifes that u think u r hard ??!???!

hey hey hey!!!im next 2 this person hu dissed da matey hu rote that!!yup!its harriet!!i say soz 2 da person she affended!nd shes doin it agen!shes so meen!!!!lol!!!

can't wait till saturday we r gunna beat mucheldever n they r gunn be on -50 wen we've finished wiv em lmao they are already -28 goal difference and we only played 3 games c ya later mate x x x x

can't wait till saturday we r gunna beat mucheldever n they r gunn be on -50 wen we've finished wiv em lmao they are already -28 goal difference and we only played 3 games c ya later mate x x x x

ahahaha i came ere to rant bout chav's hehe tis fun i have a best mate who is a goth nd she is lovely she dun't try to art 'ard' lol like chavs dooo it's pathetic i don't no any chav's an i don't want to

I'M A CHAV N PROUD OF IT! Y DUZ EVERY1 HATE US? NO1 GOS ROUND CHATTIN A LOAD OF BULSHIT BOUT SK8RS OR GOFS! GOFS R SPAKEDS THAT LOOK LIKE FUKIN PANDAS! AL U STUPID CUNTS THAT GO ROUND CHATTIN SHIT BOUT US DNT NO FUK AL! JST FACE IT WE'V GOT LIFES U AINT! U PPL THAT AV GOT PROBLEMS WIV US SHUD TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVS CUZ U AINT PERFECT! WE LIVE OUR LIVES TO THE FUL AND BASSICALY WAT WE WANT WEN WE WANT AND WIV WHO WE WANT! I MAY NOT BE AS CLEVER AS THE REST OF YAS BUT IL AV MORE FUN THAN ANY OF U SAD FUKS WILL EVA HAVE! GET ME!!!!!!!!!

well u didnt understand me! ill write it again shall i?
right all this shit is pissing me off! im a chav n half of fev is! dont mean we all go round stealing shit, n starting fights for no reason!there is only 2 things in common with all chavs!
1.the way we dress
2.the way we speak.
u do realise we all different people right?
anyway u say we stink, get ur ass in fev the moshas r even worse mate!
all this dissin chavs is fukd up!
u all should get a fukin life n get over ya sens no fukas perfect ya no!!!!!!!!!!!

lol thanx i understand now... i havn't got nethin against chav's i just think some of them think there hard and 'it' but they may not no it i think the gold jewellry is a bit much though i always see chavs wearin it silver is way betta an i dusn't look as tacky!! xxx c ya xxx

oi oi look on www.chavscum.com 4 sum mingin chav scumz xD loadsa funni comments hehehe

I only have problems with chavs if they're rude or horrible to someone (ie if they go around swearing at people for no reason or try to start a fight with random people).
Otherwise i think they're OK people. However, if all chavs out there want to get rid of their "tacky" image...then i suggest you try and convince the nastier ones to start being a bit more polite and have some respect for society, instead of shouting and swearing and using violence for fun. Because all of that is what's giving you chavs a bad image, even though some of you don't do that type of thing.

yea i agree!!!!

oi oi!! well im stil m8s wit every1 nd in ma skool it dnt rele matter that much bout wat u r!!so ur kinda gutted that u dnt av nice ppl like that in ur skool!!obviously that meens that ur not nice as ur joinin in so hahahahahaha!!
lotsa lov
ur fav person
ps its not jus chavs that swear nd do shit like that!u probly do it 2 so dnt single them out u stupid idiot!!

oi oi!! well im stil m8s wit every1 nd in ma skool it dnt rele matter that much bout wat u r!!so ur kinda gutted that u dnt av nice ppl like that in ur skool!!obviously that meens that ur not nice as ur joinin in so hahahahahaha!!
lotsa lov
ur fav person
ps its not jus chavs that swear nd do shit like that!u probly do it 2 so dnt single them out u stupid idiot!!

oi oi!! well im stil m8s wit every1 nd in ma skool it dnt rele matter that much bout wat u r!!so ur kinda gutted that u dnt av nice ppl like that in ur skool!!obviously that meens that ur not nice as ur joinin in so hahahahahaha!!
lotsa lov
ur fav person
ps its not jus chavs that swear nd do shit like that!u probly do it 2 so dnt single them out u stupid idiot!!

Yes i shout and swear sometimes, but NOT infront of little children, NOT in the middle of quiet streets and NOT infront of old people. Some people find that behaviour intimidating and frightening and why should they have to put up with it???? How can you justify large gangs of youths stood around on your street corners on a night shouting, making a mess and scaring you???
Obviously as i pointed out before, not all "chavs" do this...some just like the fashion...but behaving in that way is inacceptable, don't you agree??...and that is why all chavs are being labelled as bad people,even though most of them aren't.

a c the opened this group agen!!!

na were do a strt na!!
y dun ya jst get a life n stop dissin us lyk we trana live r life n u trana live urs... jst stop rt ov us road.. if ya luk stuk up n fink ya beta thn ne 1 thn yeh ya guna get smacked thn init... if al u ppl stop bein stuk up thn the wud bi less ppl oo get smacked by chavs!! get a life 4 fuk sake lv cornas wo med 4 chavs chavs wo med 4 cornas!!!! the ways we behave is acceptable jst dun luk lyk a dik ed n all lardi dar!

as av sed b4 cum darn 2 monk be tell us lot we r sad inacceptable n cant spell ...wich 4 sure i got a A* in GCSEs so oo eva sed i cunt spell is a bit fuked in ed!... n c wt ya get... am nt offerin ya a f8 am jst sein it ow it is.. i can f8 mi own battle cheers

y dun every1 stop bein anti chav cos its reali daft... get a life anti chavers

"so oo eva sed i cunt spell is a bit fuked in ed!"

Sounds like fun for Ed ;-)

You talk about "looks" and that you're not bothered about them because it's just how you want to dress...so why do you pick on other people because of how they dress? Aren't you contradicting yourself a bit?

ite! im a chav n proud n i fink all u peeps dat r dissin us shud just fuk off! chavz r da best!

You can't just say that though...if you're allowed to have your say and your opinion...then why should others who disagree have to "fuk off"?

erm cos all u stuck up twats oo fink the sumert get on every1s nerves bt ya sens cos 2 u, u r perfect so yeh thts 4 ya get tld 2 fuk off. h8 goths b4 the jst dik eds reali no need in cloths 2 bi onest wi ya!!!!!!

"erm"...i don't think i'm higher than anybody else. and i don't think i'm perfect either. and i still don't see why you're telling people to "fuk off" coz they think differently to you...chavs are always complaining about the fact that they have different personalities and aren't all the same...so surely you can understand different opinions?

CHAVS SUCK THEY STINK LIKE SHIT AND LOOK LIKE IT TOO MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABYE

CHAVS SUCK THEY STINK LIKE SHIT AND LOOK LIKE IT TOO MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABYE

well you all seem to be avin this debate and well i hate chavs to, i want to tell you what chav stands for Council houses and violent, so unless u live in a council house and u are violent you are not a chav. if your just violent then you are just a V technically. and there is no such thing as a nice chav they are just chav wanna-bes.

chavs r wana bes haha thts a first! r8 yeh i used 2 bi a chav(nar am nt cos i wo str8ened up by mi bf)if ya get 2 no chavs the int tht bad! al way through bein a chav i ad a stable job! the question will probs be y did i turn frm chav 2 fashion cos reali i got sick ov bein labled chav n shit n people bein scared ov ya! ppl r oni chaved ov chavs cos the act ard n tht bt the reali nt hard 2 bi onest!

well i wont bi turnin bak in 2 a chav ne tym soon hehe i lv ow i am now i get accepted beta!!! ne ways lv ya xxxxx

Could someone help me out with a definition of what a 'chav' is please? I personally think that a 'chav' doesn't actually exist but is a product of the media to reinforce the inequalities in society. Or would others say that 'chavs' are a new subculture ruling class derived from the notion of an underclass? Comments will be most appreciated.

Lewis
(currently carrying out a project on 'chav' culture)

did u no dat evry time a new chav puts on a tracksuit, karl marx cries?

chavs are not the best.. i agree with samantha i don't swear infront of lil kids or shout abuse caus my guy doesn't like it caus he thinx its chav i dunno lol!!!

Thank you Harriet =)
It’s just that small minority of chavs who swear abuse at old ladies and start fights with random people that are the problem. It’s really shocking that they obviously have no respect for society or even a hint of politeness in their bones.
If that minority keeps growing though, think what the world will be turning into…white star bottles all over the roads, drunken underage yobs hanging on street corners shouting late at night, if they’re really that bored then why don’t they set up their own schemes? I’m not a “chav”, but when I was younger I used to be bored on a Friday/Saturday night, until I realised I should do something about it. So I set up a youth club scheme with the council and my mates! And it worked =) Obviously now I’m too old to go, but sometimes I help to run it so that young people don’t get bored. It also helps tie in with my college because we’ve had plenty of college students willing to help.
So if you’re a chav and you’re sick of hanging on street corners in the cold…find out about your local youth club! And if you don’t have one…do something about it.

STOP JUGING CHAVS AT LEAST WE DRESS SMART AN WEAR DECENT GEAR, FUCKING SKATERS PULL YA FUCKING TROUSERS UP AN GET TROUSERS THAT FIT YA, AN GOTHS WHY WOULD YA WANNA LUK LYK DA LIVING FUCKING DEAD?? IT BAFFELS ME!! CHAVS WUNT B SO NASTY TA YA IF TA DINT FUCKING LOOK DOWN ON UZ AN B UP YA OWN ARSES!!!

DIZ IZ TA LOUIS. CHAV STANDS 4 Councial Houses And Violance.

Im a goth and my bf is a skater and we hate all CHAVS!!!!! Why on earth do u always write in that crazy ass text lingo that no1 can understand??? As for ppl wanting 2 fight,m if u think ur that hard y dont u all cum doen 2 Birmingham and find all the goths, cuz i know 4 a fact we would knock u all out, so FUCK OFF!

OASIS MARKET RULEZ!!!

OMG if no1 can read the way we tlk thn ow the fuk u read it!! haha buffed der cocka!!! get a fukin life cum darn 2 monk bretton in barnsley n fukin c wt ya get!! stop dissin us cocka thes 2 meny 2 compete wiv so get fuked btw i can tlk propa i got a A* in mi GCSEs so ya cant cum rt wiv we cant get a job we always on dole n the cant tlk english. tek a luk at tha sen cocka in mirrow n realise ya a wanka n no1 lyks ya!! lvin ya xxx

See, there you go again..."cum darn 2 monk bretton in barnsley n fukin c wt ya get!!"
Nooooooo that's not threatening at all....:| wow, you really know how to give your fellow friends a good reputation don't you?

Obviously from the way u wrote that last blog, that clearly shows ur intellegence, or should i say LACK OV IT! I have 4 Alevels in sports science, and have also been in the army, SO, when you have done the thingz i have please come back 2 me, and say sumthin that actually offends me, UNLIKE the little fight you would like to have with me, at the end of the day all you chavs hate goths/skaters/emos and rockers simply because ur to scared to dress the way that you feel comfotable, BEACAUSE ur scared of what ur little friends are guna say, you know the ones that hang out on the street corner smoking BUD and drinkin ur white lighin! Grow up get style and stop following ur little friend, being a SHEEP is not cool!!!

Chavs suck. Burberry designerr clothing sucks. i don't even live in england and i know that they suck. if i moved to england i would never be a chav or anything for that matter.

CHAVS SUCK PENIS

i lisn 2 chav music i d8 emo girls i hav all kinds of m8s i wer MY clothes i kl myself a gangsta!! Wats ur fuckin probs!! do wat u fuckin want dont b ruled by wat ppl say "u r".........

:-) Im A Chav Bt I Dont Wana B Dat Meens U Can H8 Chavs Nd Still Luv Me!! :-)

Im sorry but being a chav instantly separates you from us we don't want to be around anti social scum bags dressing like that instantly puts you in that group why dress like your involved with that group because thats how it looks.

The whole "chav" thing is just a phase anyway I think. It's just a craze like the hula-hoop or furbys or puffa jackets.
Sure there's this whole 'rivalry' of the "chavs vs goths" etc...but as everyone gets older we'll start to realise how silly we were. Eventually people will grow out of it and no one will be bothered about keeping up their appearances of being 1 or the other or trying so so so hard not to fit a catagory.
Hopefully, people will just realise that it doesn't matter what you say to 1 another..because obviously the other "side" isn't going to listen. So it might as well get dropped...unless each "side" enjoys knocking the shit out of each other and insulting each other at every given opportunity? Because if you do...then you're not setting yourself a very good standard really...

well we are different and are rockers and have brains.we like being different witch is why are girls are better looking and ain't standard.

wot al this bout? chavs no wot der doin dey luk fukin sortad! innit. ya need 2 go get ya muva fukin ead straght ya fukin grebo shits finkin ya all dat in ya parashute pants ya luk like fukin dikeads go get ya trackys ya reebok clasics n ya sovs on, we wud b or8 if vry1 wer scutters like me! get da hint, g2g meet ma m8s in tawn goin 4 a cruise in ma citreon saxo, hardcore innit!

going for a cruise in my saxo to the skate park you chavs need a dress sense and need to learn how to read and write wonder why i never see a chav at uni you are all either up the duff or spongeing of society innit!!!!!

to "sexy chavette":
not everyone wants to be like you, so get your head out of your big baggy tracky arse!
ps - stripes up your legs are NOT flattering!

chavs need a dress sense need to stop being a drain on society like they are.

Chavs dont seem to understand the difference between skaters,grungers and goths.
(i was once called a "skrunger")
chavs take the piss out of our clothes saying they are cheap and shit but look at the fucked up shit they do with their clothes like tucking trackies into their stupid white football socks,putting their collars up over the back of their heads so they look like fricking dracula (who looks like goths now)
i'll be as brief as i can on burberry otherwise i'll be here all year
its bad enough wearing the real shit but most gays(chavs)wear the cheap shitty copies that they buy from the market for 27p.burberry should stay on the old people where it belongs.
and whats with the rough chavettes some COULD be fit IF they werent complete sluts smacking on a weeks worth of make up just to go on a date to burger king.

If any chavs want to write back and try to offend me type prpoerly so i can understand what your trying to say.

I is a chav n u can all get fukd coz u dnt realy no us. Gophs are off der fukin rockers n fuk nos wi any1 wud wanna be 1 coz dey all ask 4 death 1 day chav populasion will give it them so make da most of bin 1. u say chavs wer loads off makeup well wots do gophs fukin were den!! A date at Mc Donalds is cheap so we can buy the figs dat realy matta like fags n booze!! luv u all xx

Chavs are fuckin twats they think they are so cool tryin to beat people up for things they ent even done. Impression of a chav: "Hahahaha I'm a fucking dipshit with nothing better to dop with my life, so i'm gonna grow up with no education to get a shitty job and get in debt, just cos ma mum bought me loadsa clothes when i was young i dont need money of ma own cos im so cool the only money i do get from mcdonalds is goin straight on drugs, alcohol and fags cos im a fucking chav dipshit freak and if you mess with me im gonna kick your skull in cos i iz hard." GET A LIFE ALL YOU SHITTY CHAVS!

shu da fuk up Alex, wot u chattin bout?

Hey peepz any1 eya wonna chat? xx

ermmmm i dnt no wot uv bin on dude bt u reli need 2 sort ur ed out cos chavz r lyk so minted!

chavz suk!! en wtf dus "ite" mean?!?!? ppl keep sayin it 2 meh!!!! so i luked it up in deh dictionary en dey called meh a spaz! OMG!!!

ite means alrite u fukin divvy cunt! wer av u bin 4 da lst century? Chavs r fukin ace n all uz lot mead to fukin get sorted m8, coz chavs dnt fink there ard day knw day r!! so go get fukd all u fukin gofs n grebs n sk8ers cz if u dnt we will cum n get ya! got it!?! to louth massive cnt wait till da 3rd its gonna b sound!!

I’d like to start by saying that I’m not a chav, a grebo or a goth. I wear what I like, I listen to what I like, and I have a variety of friends.
All of you people need to read this and have a good think about it.
When you’re all 30 or 40 years old, do you really think any of this goth and chav stuff is going to matter? Will you still be walking around saying “chavs suck” and “goths suck”? Of course you won’t! You’ll have your own lives to look after, with jobs and families etc.
When you all enter the world of work in full time employment, you’ll come to understand that sometimes you have to learn to get along with people who you don’t like. But you either learn to live with them or lose your job. Simple.
So why don’t you all stop argueing and slagging off the other side and realise how petty and immiture you’re being?
None of this is going to matter when you’re older, and frankly no one actually gives a shit if you all want to beat each other up. Just don’t bring your fights and terror out onto our streets please. Do whatever you want…just think about the consequences of your actions when you’re older.

i am a grebbish person and chavs are annoying, have to put up with them every day because they cant get their head around people being different to them, get a fucking life!! and all they say is ''yeah im gonna knock u out like, init'' pissing vandals of buildings and other peoples lives, grow the fuck up or stab your sen to see how many times you can before you die because OMFG how i would like to see some of you lame arses suffer!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrr, btw some chavs are kool, i know a few that are and arnt as shallow as porn that causes viruses, unlike some of you other dildo suckers, they lads look like summert that you find under your shoe and the girls look like boys that think they can kick a football round or at your head HA MOTHER FUCKERS MISS! then i throw it over the school gates mwhahahah, And also the person who made the web site i agree with, all you have to do is be abit different to theses scums for them to call you, time we got our revenge!

i am a goth or a 'goph' as some thick shit put in one of their lame ass comments (the bestest..........yeah rite) anyways, im not here to slag off realy bad cos its lame and is totally pointless however i would like to make a few factual comments on how this now twisted world has gone crap and the population of people at war with each other because they are who they are. why do chavs call goths ect? is there any reason, i bet half of you are sat there saying or thinking because they are freaks and blah blah blah, but that aint good enough, if you said cos a goth ect tied me up and beat me half to death then took off with my eyes and money not before killing my whole family then yes i would see why you have a grude against them as would anyone no matter who they was. but no, it aint for that reason, its fucking bollocks all!! and i know that from my own experience as do my mates and family, i cant fucking buy sweets with out some queer look off a low life, i walk out of the door hoping to get on with my everyday life, shopping, hanging with friends, eating etc but on some ecations i cant even do that because i 'worship satan' and go to 'fancy dress' every night, well if you must know i am a christian and what i wear is up to me as is my life as i feel same way towards you as i let you be and let you live your life as you so desire how ever shitty that may be. everyone seems to be calling each other lately goths call emos chavs call every fucker else and i would give everything for everything to go on as it should, sivalised (cant spell that word) not 2 weeks ago my friend was walking down the street (is a grebbish person) minding her own everything when 8 chavs beat on her for 15 minutes, filmed it on phone, took her mobile and cash and then spread the video around school, i saw the fucker and got suspended for 6 weeks for getting in a fight with one of the chavs who did it, they didnt get expelled or owt and no police thing cos they was 'only there'. my mate just bout got out of hospital and is at home still recovering. i have to live with that, she has to live with that, i carry the grude against those who did it but i dont agaisnt any other person cos of how they dress, i respect people as should everyone else let people live their life, you only get it once, dont make thiers a misery!!

I am fed up with all the stereotypes! "you are a gith 'cause you wear black!", "you are a chav 'cause you wear burberry"

Well in real life people are not always what they seem, misconceptions are dangerous things. I'm 15 and i can tell you, an average community secondary school is a diverse place. I'm called a goth, emo, grunge on a daily basis, why? Because of the music i listen to and the people who i call my friends.

However i must say, that true chavs, don't all wear burberry, dont all drive shitty nova's, and don't all hav "bling". Real chavs ar shallow small minded people who get fun out of hurting other people and feasting on their self esteem.

When i was walking home last week, i was slapped by a chav on a bike. Me on my own minding my own business listening to music, slapped by a chav, who was part of a gang of about 5. Well i hope it made him feel big, 'cause im sure as hell it made me feel big to rise above it and walk off to my nice house while he went off to get drunk n bash up some pensioner.

can i just say i think this forum speaks for itself. Look at the well thought out arguments which are anti-chav, and then look at the slur that the pro-chavs are coming up with.

pro-chav - I is a chav n u can all get fukd

anti-chav - I only have problems with chavs if they're rude or horrible to someone.

hey im a chav an i was in louth 2day i go louth quite often n i realised chav's r dyin nooooooo cmon b strong ppl's lol i saw loads of sk8er's tinkin ther gud coz they got sum wheels stuck 2 a plank of wood (also knwon as a sk8 board) well i reccon we shud fight bk ppl haha DIE SK8ERS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cya lol

Baby Blue: look around you sweetheart. Look at what you're saying, then look at the sensible comments just above.
Grow up you silly little girl, why do you go looking for trouble? Typing "die sk8ers die" is obviously going to aggravate some people, if you're really that clever then you would rise above it.

hahahahahaha u eard urself woody?!! wot r u off dat fukin toy story shit? we r hu we r so shud up u bible bashin wanker. werd ya liv baby blue? i live in louth da number 1 place 2 live!!! y u call her a stupid lil girl? surely dats aggraveting her u dumb fuk? dnt go slaggin sum1 off bout summit den do da same fing? sk8ers grbs gophs n da rest of u homos are all fukkkkkkers!

Well. Ultimately you'll have to see it like this.
You can't go around setting fire to people's cars
because you're bored.
and you'll get sent to prison.
SO DONT DROP THE SOAP

and.

I've noticed that a lot of chavs also have problems with pretty much ANYONE
who dresses differently. Especially Emos/"Goffs"/"Skaterz"
but why?

why do you feel the urge to shout GOFF down the
highstreet at someone?
HMM?

well.. please do write back. It will be most entertaining to sit and read the replies written in the same style as a five year old with no hands.

Chris.
x

all chavs are thick dead end jobs no life in the dole centre im at uni and have never seen a chav there what does that show you???

lol i think both you skaters and chavs come up with shitty unjustified comments about each other. I mean, you got chavs sayin shit like 'u fukin gofs ill smak u long haired cnts' and you got skaters accusing them of all being the same and all being antisocial. Well fact is there are a hell of a lot of chavs im mates with who don't seem to fit in with your fucked up stereotypes, theyre actually good mates. As for the ones who do act like pricks and abuse skaters, well they can fuck off back to their run down shack :P

I cant stand chavs dey fink dey own da world. Also dey fink dat caz der chavs dey can rule da earth. Am sorry but am a sk8er nd i av batterd chave bfor so cahvs y cant u go nd get lost

wot u chattin wots da beef wid chavs alow it yh jus coz we az beta dress sence dan sk8az stop takein da pizz yh

romford braaap

WTF i skate but yet i hang around with alot of chavs my good mate is on the center of the chavoply board for god sake clothes and music and all that bullshit are just prefences so whats the point in hating chavs can be pricks (and your not as hard as you think you are and you do look stupid) skaters can also be pricks (and your not as hard as you think you are and guess what we can dress like dicks as well it all depends on the style) same applies to every other stereotype therefore stop the bitching and be your own fucking person

WTF i skate but yet i hang around with alot of chavs my good mate is on the center of the chavoply board for god sake clothes and music and all that bullshit are just prefences so whats the point in hating chavs can be pricks (and your not as hard as you think you are and you do look stupid) skaters can also be pricks (and your not as hard as you think you are and guess what we can dress like dicks as well it all depends on the style) same applies to every other stereotype therefore stop the bitching and be your own fucking person

Wow, looks like a new blog record for the longest sentence without *any* form of punctuation!

brackets is punctuation tho innit

There's a script I could write to find the actual record! :-)

I'm not a chav but.....

Does anyone else find chav birds unbeleivably sexy??............maybe its just me, i dunno

u can all fuk off cuz chavs r beta dan eny1 else der buzzin. emos suk dik. luvin chav lads xXx

you chavs really need to get a life! all u do is talk a load of ballocks and threaten to beat people up! i hate it when i see chavs in their skanky cheap tracksuits smoking on the streets! im a grunger/skater or whatever people call me and a am total anti chav! why do you chavs have to be so aggresive and no you are not the best ever...you are the dummist most skanky pricks going in the world and everyone hates you so get it into your thick skull!

*sigh*
let me tell you this
today i went to school it was non uniform day. so like im wearing what i want to wear and all i get is from chavs what are your wearing innit horrible'' i meen get a life i dont go to you omg tracksuites lol i meen i feel like i want to but i dont cause im not that meen. i wear what i want to wear and u chavs cant do anything about it. what do you want me to be like you? Never! im a quiet shy person who is sick of chavs callin me for what i wear i let them call me instead of calling them back. you say chavs dont do nothing you are wrong they do (this is for the chavs) you say chavs are the best and they have done nothing to you well hears a fact they have! i mean im a goth and i have a mate called liam hes wears track suites and hes not a chav just him self, i meen stop labeling try to get to know the person before you start calling them give me a chance gudness sake i have some chav mates and they dont goooo oooo innit horrible its meen and next time i wont let them call me one day i will fight back and get revenge! call me again chavs in byrchall im gunna kick your ass i mean it im sick of being called by my name and what i wear and see ya xxx
p.s give a person a chance instead of calling them when u dont even know them then maybe people wont hate chavs xx

totaly agree with the person above!!

YA FUKIN DICK EDZ MAN AL FUKIN PAN YA ALL FUKIN MOSHHYYY BASHERRZZ FUKINN EMOZZ GAYEDZZ MAN YA CAN FUK YA MUMZ

whatz da fockin point wid all dis man ya all fockin let fockin dem fockin gothz n dat walk round wid chainz n dat but ya cnt let chavz walk round bein trendy just coz it provez da we can afford it just coz we dress fockin topz dnt mean ya can giv da emoz da propz coz we da 1z da got da propz just coz they need it so if all dem fuckin emoz gothz n all da ova fkin sad shit up 4 it FUCKIN BRING IT ON cheep fkin bastards !!!!!!!!

whatz da fockin point wid all dis man ya all fockin let fockin dem fockin gothz n dat walk round wid chainz n dat but ya cnt let chavz walk round bein trendy just coz it provez da we can afford it just coz we dress fockin topz dnt mean ya can giv da emoz da propz coz we da 1z da got da propz just coz they need it so if all dem fuckin emoz gothz n all da ova fkin sad shit up 4 it FUCKIN BRING IT ON cheep fkin bastards !!!!!!!!

i hate all u fukin chavs go die u fink ur all good revin up all ur lil 50 cc peds from a 2nd hand shop my shoes cost more than ur fuckin fake burberry so shut the fuk up all u chav matttttyte

me m8 is a chav wannabe i am a rite chav eny 1 cumin 2 da rave in donny

Christopher, and the wanted-fight!

It all started on a late night, in a school where Chris and his friends were "kicking a ball around", when all of a sudden there was rattling on the gates. Chris and his so called 'friends' then thougt it was some other people they knew. Due to this, one of Chris's 'freinds' shouted out to the people at the gate..."Your Mum!". One of Chris's closest 'mates' then went up to the gates, and attempted to open the gate door, but then they then saw it was'nt one of his friends, it was CHAVS!........the story continues tomorrow, wait and see what will become of Chris and his friends!(da-da-dummmmmmmmmm)

u will all die of aids!