The left lift has been out of order for the last few days. This is nothing usual really. Anyways, earlier today I had the humour of waiting for the right lift whilst listening to the men on top of the left taking to one another... "pass us the spanner mate". Must have been a big job I thought, bearing inmind it's been out of order for ages.
I called the lift earlier. Imagining to have to wait for ages for the right one to arrive. But it was the left one... I chanced it and entered. "Doors Closing". Haha. "Going Up". Hehe. "Doors Opening. Floor Ten". They've only spent the last few days making it talk. This is going to get annoying! Wonder if I went from Ground to say floor two it'll say "Lazy Fucker"? Just a thought...