OK, so it probably wasn't a pig... probably a midge... but look what it's done to my bastarding arm!
The round thing is a penny - one has to have perspective on photos like this! Oh, these zoomed in photos aren't really good at showing where things are.. the big lump could look like my elbow or something...!
Some antihistamine tablets are on route... over the phone the pharmacist decided it's probably infected so I might be off to the doctor's tomorrow for another opinion... they'll prolly tell me it's acne though(!)