- Start at Manchester Airport.
- Catch flight from Manchester to London Heathrow Airport.
- Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
- Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
- Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
- Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
- Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
- Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
- Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
- "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
- Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
- "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
- Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
- Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
- Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
- Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
- Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
- rrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
Blatantly nicked from GreenDezire, which to be fair looks like it could have been nicked from RockFM. But who can say...