I had this cunning idea earlier this week... I'd get myself some GMail invites and because they are sooo sought after I could then offer to give people them in exchange for a quick shag.
There are, however, problems with this plan. I've realised that the girlies who read this prolly don't want a GMail account, or even know what one is! Sort of scuppers that plan then doesn't it!? Of course I might find a new geeky girlfriend that way... I know I've told you before that geeks make great boyfriends, do geeks also make great girlfriends? No geeky girls read this though (dammit) or if they do they ain't told me about it!
Another problem is that millions of people have spare invites for GMail now, oh well.
So... to cut a long story short... I've got some invites, which I'm not going to get sex for... is there anyone (male/female) who would like a GMail account on a no strings attatched basis? Preference will be given to people who've commented before!
[This post is tounge-in-cheek. I would not stoop so low as to actually really offer sex for invites to Google's Beta email service and I doubt people would shag me (or anyone else) in order to get one... (I didn't shag for my invite!)]
Hey there i have stumbled accross your website whilst searching high and low for Gmail invites, now i cant really offer you sex as... well just aint my scene! Hmmm anywho if you still have any invites that would be cool if i could have one?! J
Posted by: James Hughes on September 19, 2004 3:19 PMAn invite is winging it's merry way over to you.
I've still got a few more if anyone wants one, everyone I know (both of them) already has an accout :-)
Posted by: Joe on September 20, 2004 4:19 PMI'd be interested in a GMail invite if there's any left. Won't offer sex though!
Posted by: JJ on September 22, 2004 10:54 PMIt's on it's way to you, JJ.
Posted by: Ed on September 22, 2004 10:57 PMIt would really be nice if you could send me one GMail invitation (if you have any left). With respect to sex... well, unfortunately I don't have what you are looking for, sorry about that.
Greetings from Italy
It would really be nice if you could send me one GMail invitation (if you have any left). With respect to sex... well, unfortunately I don't have what you are looking for, sorry about that.
Greetings from Italy
i have a smelly pussy, and i am willing to have sex with u.
i love oral sex and anal sex. soo just choose...
and dont forget the gmail inv!
Posted by: dikla on October 5, 2004 8:42 PMno sex, but i wouldnt mind if u sent me a invite, thanx alot
Posted by: abe on October 29, 2004 5:30 AMits my time of the month, so i cant offer you sex; wouldnt mind givin a little fellatio though, see coz i really want one o those invites. i bin tryin desperately for 1
Posted by: joanne on January 7, 2005 12:19 PMYou may find this link funny:
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1019gmail
" Google has now added disclaimers on their site expressing “gmail accounts opened in exchange for sexual acts shall be terminated… "
Posted by: Anon on April 9, 2006 4:22 PMForget the GMail account big boy,I'll just have the sex!
Posted by: Helen on April 10, 2006 6:26 PMMay I have a gmail invite please :) nataliepnunesuk@yahoo.co.uk
Posted by: Natalie on May 5, 2006 8:08 PM