Two people forward me silly stuff now. At quite a great rate!
One out of 15 (in the last week) amused me, slightly. Here you go...
Don took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Don."I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Don again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Don lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Don figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
I've decided to start a new 'Forwards' Category, where I'll post anything that amuses me, which I don't think everyone has seen before, or bitch about stupid forwards I've received!